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π€π½ Epic Handshake is the manliest gesture in cinematic history.Β
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οΈπ¦Legend has it, this act caused the extinction of dinosaurs!
π§π½π§ Witnessing this gesture will put hair on any face! π
π€°π» π€° Just a glimpse causes pregnancy w/ babies born bearded πΆβ‘οΈπ§
π½πΈ This act has driven alien life forms into hiding π
πͺοΈπ©οΈ Epic Handshake is how Carl Weathers controls the weather ππ§οΈ
ππββοΈπββοΈ It explains why so many couldn't get to the choppa!
βοΈπ΅πΏ This is the reason the CIA still pushes pencils βοΈβοΈ
π€‘ Because some damn fool accused you of being the best!π
π€ Need we say any more?! π€·ββοΈ
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- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- 4.2-ounce and 30 singles
- Side seams with a retail fit
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
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