"Yes I Can Lift Heavy Things. No I Will Not Help You Move."
With great power comes great responsibility. Tired of being taken advantage of just because you lift and are too nice to say "no"?! Here's the answer to that age-old dilemma; simply wear this shirt everyday for the rest of your life and your problem is solved. (Tip: you might want to get a 2nd shirt so your protection extends to laundry days!)